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Official CHARACTER STAND-UP
 ~ "Cyrano-The-Pumpkin" ~
Quality UV Printed 22 Gauge Laser-Cut Steel,
Anchoring Stake & Attaching Strips included!
MORE DETAILS HERE!
$35.85
 
~ CP "Pumpkins Attack!" ~
10" Monstrous Melamine Plate
Hey, why serve on a simple tray...?
These Plates look GREAT -- and that ain't 'hay'...!
Well, The Pumpkins like 'em, anyway.
(But look out -- they'll eat your Canapes...!)
$26.50
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Crumpkin's Pumpkins'
~ "Pumpkins Attack!" ~
Mousepad
“Crumpkin's Pumpkins”, everywhere!
Rolling here -- crawling there...!
They sing! They shock! They scheme! They scare!
They don't play nice, they don't play fair!
They've nasty treats and tricks to snare
those who stray too near their lair!
They're at your feet! They're in your hair!
(Eeek! -- Don't let 'em near your underwear!)
( Caution!: Purchasers take Full Responsibility for any and all Paranormal Activity
that may result when placing their Mouse anywhere near our possibly-possessed
CP "Pumpkins Attack" Mousepad! Just sayin' . )
$9.99
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Crumpkin's Pumpkins'
~ "Pumpkins Attack!" ~
Round Sticker - In 5 Sizes!
“Crumpkin's Pumpkins”, everywhere!
Rolling here -- crawling there...!
They sing! They shock! They scheme! They scare!
They don't play nice, they don't play fair!
They've nasty treats and tricks to snare
those who stray too near their lair!
They're at your feet! They're in your hair!
(Eeek! -- Don't let 'em near your underwear!)
( You''ll get stuck on our CP "Pumpkins Attack" Sticker,
for sure... )
In 5 Sizes!
 
~ "Crumpkin's Pumpkins Carve Up Chumpkins (Every Halloween)!" ~
Round Sticker --In 5 Sizes!
Spread some cheery menace around whatever patch you haunt with our irksomely-adhesive "CPCUCEH" (not a pretty acronym, it's true) Sinister Sticker!
In 5 Sizes!
 
~ "CP Pumpkins Attack!" ~

Broadcloth Pillow, 16" x 16"
Curl-up with the creepiest little Curcurbitas ever cultivated, when you snuggle into our anti-pastoral pillow, cunningly covered with The Patch's Pernicious Pumpkins!
$18.65
 
~ "Don't Mess With The Chef!" ~
15 oz. Libation Mug - Now in Black!
Let those annoying minor-minions around the cauldron know
they'd better watch their pointy tails while you're casting
your kind of culinary spells -- with our ominously-ample
"DON’T MESS WITH THE CHEF" Mug...!
$16.90
 
~ "The Pumpkins Attack!" ~
15 oz. Libation Mug
“Crumpkin's Pumpkins”, everywhere!
Rolling here -- crawling there...!
They sing! They shock! They scheme! They scare!
They don't play nice, they don't play fair!
They've nasty treats and tricks to snare
those who stray too near their lair!
They're at your feet! They're in your hair!
(Eeek! -- Don't let 'em near your underwear!)
( Our CP "Pumpkins Attack" Mug will grow on you, for sure... )
$16.90
 
~ "Patch Gate at Night" ~
Mousepad
Ponder your Fate at The Patch's Gate...,
with our curiously beguiling "Patch Gate Mousepad"
( Have YOU found YOUR way OUT yet...? )
( CAUTION!: May have multi-dimentional entertainment properties. )
$9.99
 
~ CP "Pumpkins Attack!" ~
Glossy Finish, Hardboard-backed Coaster
Crumpkin’s Pumpkins’ sneak-attack is craftier than you think;
not only are they after YOU -- they just might steal your DRINK!
Our “Pumpkins Attack!” Coaster, comin’ at’cha…!
$5.00 ea.
 
~ CP "Patch Mailbox" Custom Postage ~
2.1 x 1.3" USPS Stamps, Set of 20
Keep your Halloween Event Invitations out of the
'Dead Letter Office' this year -- with our morbidly moody
SORRY, THIS PRODUCT IS AT PRESENT DISCONTINUED.
 
$25.50
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~ "The Herb Garden" ~
Poster, horizontal, 24" x 18"
'Had a little late-night snack in our “Herb Garden” yet?
Nothing like a taste of freshly-harvested horror to sharpen one’s
appetite for the macabre, eh…? Remember your visit to The Patch
with this stylish draft-stopper for your own too-cool crypt…
$22.50
 
~ "The Herb Garden" ~
Poster, vertical, 18" x 24"
'Had a little late-night snack in our “Herb Garden” yet?
Nothing like a taste of freshly-harvested horror to sharpen one’s
appetite for the macabre, eh…? Remember your visit to The Patch
with this stylish draft-stopper for your own too-cool crypt…
$22.50
 
~ "Wicked-cool October Handbill" ~
12 x 18 Pumpkin Patch Handbill
Why not share your scary hang-ups with all your special fiends?
Our small poster helps haunt any house in style!
$16.50
 
~ "The Patch at Night" ~
5 x7 Postcard
 
 
 
$1.87
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9 Card Set!
(See individual samples below)
( Click HERE for HALLOWEEN CARDS! )
 
$22.50
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"Little Badger"
"Crusher's Hugs"
"Ol' Splitskin"
"Rotney & Friend"
"Hurly-the-Munificent"
"Gourdo"
"Husk at Dusk"
"Beacon & Dimly"
"Patch Scarecrow"
 
8 Card Set!
(See individual samples below)
( Click HERE for Regular Greeting Cards! )
 
$22.50
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"Little Badger"
"Crusher's Hugs "
"Ol' Splitskin"
"Gourdo"
"Hurly-the-Munificent"
"Beacon & Dimly"
"Husk at Dusk"
 
"Patch Scarecrow"
 
Crumpkin's Pumpkins'
~ "Creepytastic 2025 Wall Calendar!" ~
[ See a 12 month Sample Revue HERE ]
Just can't wait for Halloween to creep up again?
Let Crumpkin's Pumpkins show all your Special Fiends that you're
Possessed with that certain special "Spirit" -- year round...!
$60.00
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2025 Wall Calendar
New Collectible!
"Cyrano-The-Pumpkin" 
Character Stand-Up!
"Patch Gate"
Mousepad
"Don't Mess With
The Chef!"
Libation Mug
"Pumpkins Attack!" 
Coaster

 

"Pumpkins Attack!" 
Libation Mug

"The Herb Garden"
Poster (horizontal)
"October Handbill"
Small Poster
"The Herb Garden"
Poster (vertical)
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Mousepad
"Pumpkins Attack!"
Broadcloth Pillow
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Copy our Mini-Poster, Banner, or Button, and point 'em to: 
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"CRUMPKIN'S PUMPKINS" is an original online interactive entertainment environment,
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