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Official CHARACTER STAND-UP
 ~ "Cyrano-The-Pumpkin" ~
Quality UV Printed 22 Gauge Laser-Cut Steel,
Anchoring Stake & Attaching Strips included!
MORE DETAILS HERE!
$55.00
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Official CP "Crumpkin's Pumpkins"
~ 'Cyrano & Chorus' ~
~ Black Short Sleeve Tee ~
"Crumpkin's Pumpkins Carve Up Chumpkins,
Every Halloween!"
Yes they do!, and you can show your enthusiasm for their particular type of troublemaking, every time you wear this stylish bit of pro-pumpkin attire...!
(check for your size)
$29.99
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Crumpkin's Pumpkins'
~ "Pumpkins Attack!" ~
Mousepad
“Crumpkin's Pumpkins”, everywhere!
Rolling here -- crawling there...!
They sing! They shock! They scheme! They scare!
They don't play nice, they don't play fair!
They've nasty treats and tricks to snare
those who stray too near their lair!
They're at your feet! They're in your hair!
(Eeek! -- Don't let 'em near your underwear!)
( Caution!: Purchasers take Full Responsibility for any and all Paranormal Activity
that may result when placing their Mouse anywhere near our possibly-possessed
CP "Pumpkins Attack" Mousepad! Just sayin' . )
$19.99
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Crumpkin's Pumpkins'
~ "Pumpkins Attack!" ~
Round Sticker - In 5 Sizes!
“Crumpkin's Pumpkins”, everywhere!
Rolling here -- crawling there...!
They sing! They shock! They scheme! They scare!
They don't play nice, they don't play fair!
They've nasty treats and tricks to snare
those who stray too near their lair!
They're at your feet! They're in your hair!
(Eeek! -- Don't let 'em near your underwear!)
( You''ll get stuck on our CP "Pumpkins Attack" Sticker,
for sure... )
From $6.99
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~ "Crumpkin's Pumpkins Carve Up Chumpkins (Every Halloween)!" ~
Round Sticker --In 5 Sizes!
Spread some cheery menace around whatever patch you haunt with our irksomely-adhesive "CPCUCEH" (not a pretty acronym, it's true) Sinister Sticker!
From $6.99
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~ "CP Pumpkins Attack!" ~

Square Throw Pillow, 18" x 18"
Curl-up with the creepiest little Curcurbitas ever cultivated, when you snuggle into our anti-pastoral Pillow, cunningly covered with The Patch's Pernicious Pumpkins!
$59.99
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~ "Don't Mess With The Chef!" ~
15 oz. Libation Mug - Now in Black!
Let those annoying minor-minions around the cauldron know
they'd better watch their pointy tails while you're casting
your kind of culinary spells -- with our ominously-ample
"DON’T MESS WITH THE CHEF" Mug...!
$19.99
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~ "The Pumpkins Attack!" ~
15 oz. Libation Mug
“Crumpkin's Pumpkins”, everywhere!
Rolling here -- crawling there...!
They sing! They shock! They scheme! They scare!
They don't play nice, they don't play fair!
They've nasty treats and tricks to snare
those who stray too near their lair!
They're at your feet! They're in your hair!
(Eeek! -- Don't let 'em near your underwear!)
( Our CP "Pumpkins Attack" Mug will grow on you, for sure... )
$19.99
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processing fees, )
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~ "Patch Gate at Night" ~
Mousepad
Ponder your Fate at The Patch's Gate...,
with our curiously beguiling "Patch Gate Mousepad"
( Have YOU found YOUR way OUT yet...? )
( CAUTION!: May have multi-dimensional entertainment properties. )
$19.99
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~ CP "Pumpkins Attack!" ~
Glossy Finish, Hardboard-backed Coasters
(Set of 4!)
Crumpkin’s Pumpkins’ sneak-attack is craftier than you think;
not only are they after YOU -- they just might steal your DRINK!
Our “Pumpkins Attack!” Coasters, comin’ at’cha…!
$39.99, Set of 4
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~ CP's Vicious Velveteen Blanket ~
"The Pumpkins Attack!"
60" x 50"
DOUBLE-Sided Too! Oooo...!
Wrap up your wildest dreams - along with the creepiest little Curcurbitas ever cultivated - in our cunningly cozy "Crumpkin's Pumpkins Attack!" Velveteen 2-Sided Microfiber Blanket!
(Made from 100% polyester, making it durable through regular wear and tear – you can even use it as a picnic blanket and easily clean it afterward. 2" stitched edge.)
$69.99
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~ "The Herb Garden" ~
Poster, horizontal, 24" x 18"
'Had a little late-night snack in our “Herb Garden” yet?
Nothing like a taste of freshly-harvested horror to sharpen one’s
appetite for the macabre, eh…? Remember your visit to The Patch
with this stylish draft-stopper for your own too-cool crypt…
$24.99
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processing fees, )
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~ "The Herb Garden" ~
Poster, vertical, 18" x 24"
'Had a little late-night snack in our “Herb Garden” yet?
Nothing like a taste of freshly-harvested horror to sharpen one’s
appetite for the macabre, eh…? Remember your visit to The Patch
with this stylish draft-stopper for your own too-cool crypt…
$24.99
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processing fees, )
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~ "Wicked-cool October Handbill" ~
12 x 18 Pumpkin Patch Handbill
Why not share your scary hang-ups with all your special fiends?
Our small poster helps haunt any house in style!
$22.50
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~ "The Patch at Night" ~
5 x7 Postcard
10 Postcards
 
 
$24.99
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Crumpkin's Pumpkins'
~ "Creepytastic 2027 Wall Calendar!" ~
[ See a 12 month Sample Revue HERE ]
Just can't wait for Halloween to creep up again?
Let Crumpkin's Pumpkins show all your Special Fiends that you're
Possessed with that certain special "Spirit" -- year round...!
$47.00
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processing fees, )
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Collectible Decor!
"Cyrano-The-Pumpkin" 
Character Stand-Up!
Crumpkin's Pumpkins'
~ Creepytastic ~
2027 Wall Calendar
"Pumpkins Attack!"
2-Sided Blanket
 
"Pumpkins Attack!"
Mousepad
"Cyrano & Chorus"
Official CP T-Shirt
"Patch Gate"
Mousepad
 
"Don't Mess With
The Chef!"
Libation Mug
"Pumpkins Attack!" 
~ 4 Coaster Set ~

 

"Pumpkins 
Attack!"
Libation Mug
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"The Herb Garden"
Full Size Poster (horizontal)
"October Handbill"
18x24 Small Poster
"The Herb Garden"
Full Size Poster (vertical)
"Pumpkins Attack!"
Official CP Stickers!
"Pumpkins Attack!"
Throw Pillow
"Cyrano & Chorus"
Official CP Stickers!
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