(to THE PATCH)
'Tis Spring, Tra-La! -- the Pumpkins cringe -- the flowers make them quite unhinged...; long they for Fall's Twilight tinge, as they SWELL through Spring's mad binge...
the Title Poster to view a little 'Stinger' from 'The Patch'...
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What's 'The Buzz' as Springtime thrives...?
(The Pumpkins know it isn't 'flies'...!)
Here's a fable for you, friend, whose villain meets a 'sticky end'...
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Do You Have A 'Nose' For FINE HALLOWEEN DECOR..?

~ ClickOn The Pic Above for DETAILS...! ~

 
Yes, those noisy little nightmares, The Poisonous Pumpkins, have garnered
a full-figured 8 MILLION Views on YT - and they're STILL CLIMBING --
( - like their nasty little vines..., Eeek!...)
-- on toward HALLOWEEN 2022...!
THANK YOU!
To all our Peculiar Viewers and Good Fiends out there ~ you're the best Victims -- er, Visitors the Pumpkins could wish for!
 

~ AND remember, 'The Patch' is ALWAYS OPEN ~

(Come for a visit -- and then Run-For-Your-Leaves!)
 
BE YE WARNED ~
DON'T GO YE ALONE...
 
 

Looking to get out of the House?

~ Have you tried to survive visited The Patch's HAY MAZE...? ~
Set your seats to Lounge-Factor 7, kickback, and listen to a trio of Awsome Audio Adventures!
 

Looking for a nice cozy READ...?

Here's one of Lumpy's Favorites ~

(With a rare authentic "Post Script", from 'The Papers of Deidrich Knickerbocker'...)

 
~ Also! ~
" Carve into a little hauntingly-whimsical tabletop charm ~ "
Shari Mendez conjures-up the coziest little graveyards any pumpkin-passionate Hallow's Eve-enthusiast could envision...
She's not out-of-her-gourd, she's INTO it...
Skillfully realized and imaginatively creepy, Shari's visions may inspire You to tackle some tabletop realizations of your own!
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~ Plus! ~
"The Crumpkin's Pumpkins' Pumpkin Pie Cart's" archive appearances are always on vivid view!
Enjoy a SHOW REVIEW
of The Pie Cart's Awfully Awesome Appearances!
 
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What's New on The Vine?
Like to link to The Patch...?
Copy our Mini-Poster, Banner, or Button, and point 'em to: 
https://crumpkinspumpkins.com
the Banner above to view "The Cart's" latest Convention Pics!
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