Welcome to Lumpy's Trailer here in The Patch!
(Um, the door tends to stick a little, but it's nothing to worry about, really...).
Do make yourself comfortable and have a seat (don't mind the Spiders, they'll move over...
Did you bring a snack? If not, there's sure to be "something" in the 'fridge
we can brush the mold off of...
~ Creepy Classics ~
~ Hitchophilia ~
~ Flighty Biters ~
So relax and settle back (don't worry, the blood-stains are dry)...
~ Tubesville ~
~ Home Haunts ~
~ Mixed Cauldron~
...and feel free to feast your furtive eyes upon the selection of sinister cinema, here in ~
 
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The Pumpkins sing a little song, it's really something rare -- just the sort of serenade
to trouble your nightmares...!
 
 
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These delightful little tinglers never grow old, eh? Hoary, suavely malicious, wickedly eccentric,
and fermentedly weird, sure..., but never "old"...
 
 
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Can't vanquish that irksome insomnia...? The Tele's on ALL NIGHT in Lumpy's Trailer...
 
 
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"Good Eeeeeevning..." (Ah... Need we say more?)
 
 
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One's home is one's castle -- and SOME castles are a LOT creepier than others, at certain times of the year...
 
 
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Up late for a midnight snack...? Lumpy finds these tasty...
 
 
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A simmering sinister stew of darkly-delightful tidbits, each with its own savory style...
 
 
 
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~ 3 Big Shows of Radio-riffic Fun and Lounge-tastic Audio Adventure! ~
 
 
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STILL Up...? Alrighty then...!
robustly recommends --
-- for an ASTONISHING Encyclopedic Excursion into the Greatest, Worst, and Weirdest B-movies ever made...!
 		 ~ And! ~
THIS never-ending Siren Song Of The Saturday Matinee, from Mike Hanttula ~
~ for a truly terrific Marquee of Infinite Inspiration...!
( Um, did "something" just crawl into your popcorn...? Oh, probably not. Nevermind... )
 
 
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Do YOU know of a video crawling around on the web that you think is perfect for ~
?
Keep sending us Your Suggestions, and if our "Poisonous Pumpkins" give 'em the "Stems-Up" we'll include them...!
 
 
 
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